ronanmclynch:

headcanon that Ronan likes to give the other members of the gangsey really shitty store bought gifts on their birthdays despite the fact that he could dream anything he wanted to for free.

Like just imagine it being Blue’s birthday and all the women and the gangsey are gathered at fox way and Ronan loudly declares to “save my gift for last because it’s the best”, and once everyone got over the surprise that Ronan actually brought a gift and once all the other presents are opened Blue tears open the paper to find a box of one of those 90s-era child stilts. And she’s like “Ronan what the hell” and he just cracks the fuck up and is like “happy birthday maggot.”

And then later that night at the Barns when they’re all lying around in the living room and falling asleep to the sound of some B-movie Blue picked out Ronan just lazily reaches a hand behind his head to the side table by the couch he’s laying on and grabs some weird plastic-looking gold bottle and throws it to Blue (he misses and it lands on gansey’s head but that’s ok bc the dork can sleep through anything and Blue has grabbed it already anyways) and he says in a really quiet whisper so as not to wake Adam “happy birthday” and Blue feels the weight of it in her hand trying to figure out what it is, (it’s extremely light and strangely smells like a river???), so she lifts it to her mouth to take a drink and Ronan bolts upright and Adam falls off the fuckin couch onto Gansey who wakes up with a startled “jaNE" and Adam swears but Ronan just yells “DONT DRINK IT YOU IDIOT” and tears it out of her hand.

and then there’s a lot of confused yelling from everyone until Ronan’s like “it’s fucking HAIR DYE” and gives it back to her and it turns out he dreamed her up some hair dye that changes to whatever color she wants based on her thoughts (think Tonks’ hair) and Blue is fuckin ecstatic and Henry is not-so-secretly jealous and everytime Gansey sees Blue with a different color he’s like “Jane that looks EXQUISITE on you. Truly your color. You are a VISION jane. Top bar.” and very long story short Ronan buys everyone shitty birthday presents but gives truly extraordinary dream-gifts and I’m v emotional about my precious child that is all.