After a while (as all tragic things do) gansey and co. start finding ganseys death hilarious? It’s gansey that starts it – saying things like “well the third times the charm, Jane,” or “this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me including the two times i died.”
Ronan is the first to catch up never missing an opportunity to be a little shit so like Blue will be being difficult at gansey and Ronan will just be like “I mean damn maggot you’ve already killed the kid let him buy an air hockey table if he wants to”
Adam surprises them with a joke too he’s in the middle of college applications and essays and aglionby school work and he leans back and let’s out a heavy sigh and goes “this actually might be more stressful than watching blue murder gansey”
They all start doing it “the night gansey was killed-” “stop telling people I’m dead” “sometimes we can still hear his voice” or “this is worse than gansey dying that one time” “which time?”
And then finally finally one day blue gives in and says “Richard Campbell Gansey the iii, if you don’t knock it off I’m going to kill you again”
And gansey laughs so hard at this it starts as a gentle eye crinkling laugh that dissolves into literal giggles
headcanon that Ronan likes to give the other members of the gangsey really shitty store bought gifts on their birthdays despite the fact that he could dream anything he wanted to for free.
Like just imagine it being Blue’s birthday and all the women and the gangsey are gathered at fox way and Ronan loudly declares to “save my gift for last because it’s the best”, and once everyone got over the surprise that Ronan actually brought a gift and once all the other presents are opened Blue tears open the paper to find a box of one of those 90s-era child stilts. And she’s like “Ronan what the hell” and he just cracks the fuck up and is like “happy birthday maggot.”
And then later that night at the Barns when they’re all lying around in the living room and falling asleep to the sound of some B-movie Blue picked out Ronan just lazily reaches a hand behind his head to the side table by the couch he’s laying on and grabs some weird plastic-looking gold bottle and throws it to Blue (he misses and it lands on gansey’s head but that’s ok bc the dork can sleep through anything and Blue has grabbed it already anyways) and he says in a really quiet whisper so as not to wake Adam “happy birthday” and Blue feels the weight of it in her hand trying to figure out what it is, (it’s extremely light and strangely smells like a river???), so she lifts it to her mouth to take a drink and Ronan bolts upright and Adam falls off the fuckin couch onto Gansey who wakes up with a startled “jaNE" and Adam swears but Ronan just yells “DONT DRINK IT YOU IDIOT” and tears it out of her hand.
and then there’s a lot of confused yelling from everyone until Ronan’s like “it’s fucking HAIR DYE” and gives it back to her and it turns out he dreamed her up some hair dye that changes to whatever color she wants based on her thoughts (think Tonks’ hair) and Blue is fuckin ecstatic and Henry is not-so-secretly jealous and everytime Gansey sees Blue with a different color he’s like “Jane that looks EXQUISITE on you. Truly your color. You are a VISION jane. Top bar.” and very long story short Ronan buys everyone shitty birthday presents but gives truly extraordinary dream-gifts and I’m v emotional about my precious child that is all.
I think it’s safe to say once Ronan gets over himself and his feelings, he’s gonna become the biggest huggle monster. Just… 100% flaunting of Adam 100% of the time. “Look at him. Look. Just look how perfect he is.”
nice 