blogthegreatrouge:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

virtuallyinlovewithyou:

englishable:

southernsideofme:

Super Dad

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes

yiykes all those kids could’ve died

quiescens:

leopharry:

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

those born under the sign of the bees:

  • have emotions
  • think thoughts
  • is likely introverted or extroverted
  • has at least a few friends
  • was born at some point