the-multi-tool:

bruce-wqyne:

saito-91:

black-to-the-bones:

How could i miss this tweet ??

The sound that left my body was inhuman

The SALT

So petty but so right.

neyruto:

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

whyyoustabbedme:

That’s how she looked

I adore her. She poisoned their soup (she was working in the cantine and
was forced to serve the occupying nazis) and ATE the same soup to
proove her innocence. Then she rushed home to her grandma who gave her a
whole jar of milk to drink and throw up.

shimmerangels:

im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it

unlike Snape . . .

ladymidnight7:

lunasloveisgood:

#shade thrown

bobavader:

I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef