courfey-duck:

millennial-review:

@blood-red-republic

cptainflint:

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

celibacy:

If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex.

ao3tagoftheday:

First Round Results

Ok, here are the results from the first round of voting in the matter of a ship name for Hannibal Lecter/Gordon Ramsay:

You can vote in the final round here. For the record, “Limb Sauce” was fucking robbed.