pukicho:

oengus-dodd:

pukicho:

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

here’s this dumb bitch again

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

kuboe:

kuboe:

kuboe:

kuboe:

occasionallyomniscient:

rubysevens:

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

intensional:

…..as if anyone would choose to be attracted to men 

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY

trisshawkeye:

shattered-earth:

maxeth:

steel-kun:

dream-cassette:

steel-kun:

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings
“mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks
IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

evidence 1:

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

sweethotnight:

waitress: coffee or tea, sir?

me: 

waitress: (trying not to sound scared for her life) r-right away, sir