scotchtapeofficial:

u know how when ur a kid u think things like “man if i were my parents id buy nothing but chocolate pudding and tubs of sour cream to eat with a spoon and no one could stop me!!! these guys are wasting their fucking grown up powers…”

imagine if ur body, like ur cells n shit, thought that way about ur brain cuz it has all the control. like what sort of shit do u think ur thigh meat thinks about. what would your mitochondria do if they had control over the body?

u think ur kidneys r sittin there like “man if i was in charge, everything would be way better… first of all i would NEVER stop eating cranberries”