spiralwoman:

becomeartist:

classic roonil

i just really need a fanfic in which everyone starts calling harry roonil wazlib after this. at first it’s just herminone and ron, but then luna picks up on it and is like “oh, hello roonil, do you call yourself that after the rare Roonilus wazlibonus? there was a feature on it in the quibbler once,” and everyone thinks its the best thing since sliced bread, until people yell “HEY ROONIL” across the Great Hall and Snape tries to strangle the jam jar