the gangsey as scottish tweets

gansey: im at the age where people r askin “so what u doin with ur life” n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff x
blue sargent: issue wi males that think it’s acceptable to comment on how a girl looks when she’s buzzin am not oot tae be stunnin am oot tae cut mad shapes
ronan lynch: i deh trust the dentist when they start talking in code about your teeth to their wee pal, you got suhin to say say it to ma face prick
adam parrish: maw n da tryin to shout it ye when ye crack yer phone sayin ye dont look after it aye right fs this hing means more tae me than use do fs
noah czerny: had a sick weekend but ad be telling big fibs if a said a didnt feel like a common toe nail
henry cheng: imagine the week before yer wedding ye came home fae work early to surprise yer bf and walked in on him wearin bootcut jeans