pipistrellus:

frederick-the-great:

sleepy-bookworm:

ghost-coven:

furrama:

les-etoilles:

dyrus:

IS THAT A SHARK?

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if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

Theyre so. Honest

argumate:

storywonker:

lalaithion:

argumate:

argumate:

theinflammablemammal:

argumate:

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

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A hypothesized geography.

*Toto Voice* My bonnie lies over Africa

*hyperventilates*

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

soulcollectorlol:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

samuelcwboslyn:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

I WILL ASSIST?

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

Hermit crab??

THAT’S THE BITCH