muscleluvr2:

h0peless-wandering:

muscleluvr2:

“Hey, there are 0 letters in the alphabet, right?” “No, there’s 26.” “oh, sorry, i must have forgotten The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog.. ;)” “What about R..” “How could i forget.. R u single..?”

There’s an “R” in brown though

Hmm. it would appear that one of us is wrong, and that one of us… is yourself. there’s no r in brown. and thats final

dryeraseslime:

ghostcat3000:

mulaney:

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

So John Mulaney is on tumblr and none of y’all ever bothered to tell me.

why does this picture make him look like an offbrand andrew hussie

taylor-tut:

whomthegodswoulddestroy:

thunderkissed:

iftadwascool:

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Oh thank god.

Why is nobody asking who was running a fake Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary official blog for over a year then?? They posted nothing but legitimate OFSDS posts, went silent for a year, and then hit us with the thirsty on main post. WHO DID THIS????

Holy shit what a fucking long con. That’s absolutely amazing.

OH MY GOD