and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
“nailed it.”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud.
My friend was saying some sexist shit jokingly in front of his gf and she straight up started flirting with me. In less than 5 minutes he was all quiet and insecure lmfao
I just wanna thank Hayley Kiyoko for giving me the courage and the cockiness to believe I can steal someone’s girl. I got her number, invited her to a party, and told her I can treat her better than him and she even told me I was her type 💁🏻♀️
nice 