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this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

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Keira Knightley
20 January 2018

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

Yes

Bonus

I’m screaming

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