nice

itsskyez:

4a0000:

The moon has known me all my life

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

officialunitedstates:

snickerdoodle-factory:

officialunitedstates:

“famous youtubers"  okay that’s an oxymoron because I don’t know who any of these people are

I honestly have no idea who any of these people are either…..

sounds like this relatable post is right up your alley

twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

thebootydiaries:

angelamiller:

thebootydiaries:

will not say this again, if i see one more post referencing the weed number four-two-zero on the dashboard ,u will be blocked with littl;e to no warning .

420

unbelievable . that’s the weed number right there

redrainyumbrella:

rnarianhawkes:

the other day at target i saw a dog collar on sale for $0.75 and i was like “sweet lets get it for barkimedes” and then my mom got all angry b/c “it’s too bright! it looks too girly! we have a boy dog” like can u stop forcing gender roles on my small dog. barkimedes does not care about the color of his collar.

you named your dog barkimedes

angelamerkel:

yeezyslides:

angelamerkel:

yeezyslides:

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake 😦