notsoelephantirrelephant:

archaeo-geek:

sleeping-out-of-tune:

rugelachs:

straight culture was decimated by this video

I’m the gay showing up to disrespect the troops

I lost it at “the Needle-dick’s parabola.”

The split second shot of them screaming in the forest is me as FUCK

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

marsincharge:

bxbbydrake:

When you throwing it back but then your top starts backseat bottoming and telling you to arch your back and how to properly get fucked and throwing out tips like you didn’t spend the latter half of your formative years face down ass up getting bred behind the dumpster at your local truck stop-adjacent McDonald’s

Adam….

smokehandsmcmike:

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

str8s:

shawn mendes: stands next to any guy

all you gays:

COMMUNISMKILLS CAME INTO THE GROCERY STOR I WORK AT LMAO

communismkills:

slow-down-my-wayward-son:

communismkills:

leviathan-supersystem:

was it like encountering a cryptid

This never happened. I don’t even live in your state.

… Its an anonymous message…

I order my food online.

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away:

mesopelagic:

obviously people can unfollow for whatever reason but its really funny when you post something like “im just a little wiggley worms” and someones like “i cant take this anymore thats the final fucking straw”