darthkraken888:

marisaauntmay:

at the risk of sounding unbearably american the coke freestyle machine is one of the best inventions of this century

i was at a Wendys and one of these things didn’t have the vanilla option available and I said “I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling the floors of silent seas” to the stranger next to me

troubadourtrousers:

sniffling:

rightbackheretohauntyou:

rightbackheretohauntyou:

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”