Me to my cat: you’re so beautiful, such a pretty baby
The tiny Griffin Mcelroy that lives in my head like I’m some sort of horcrux: DADDY LIKE A PRETTY BABY

…. Damn.
No wait guys… it gets better
Damn
He went from Savage to down right banishing Logan Paul to the shadow realm!
Jesus
Anyways here’s a pic of a Russian diamond mining town with a hole so big it displaces the air and sucks in helicopters when flown above it.
also
This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again.
This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing…..
I know. It seems almost completely unwieldy and useless.
I want it.
okay, but this is really what a Steampunk watch should be. Not just a dial watch with a cover made of bits of brass and copper.
fake:
i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family
this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it
They are saying with a straight face:
This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive.
Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on.























