wukodork:

pureslime:

yungsquidward:

benepla:

ragnarok isn’t a marvel movie it’s a taika waititi movie that the MCU was GRACIOUSLY given as a gift

black panther isn’t a marvel movie it’s a ryan coogler movie that the MCU was GRACIOUSLY given as a gift

iron man 2 isn’t a marvel movie it’s a humongous sack of shit

Calling iron man 2 a movie is generous

twentybrightpansies:

twentybrightpansies:

Dwight Schrute Lines That Sound Like Mountain Goats Lyrics

YOU CAN GO TO HELL
AND I WILL SEE YOU THERE
BURNING

A LION COMES AND EATS YOU
YOU’RE DEAD
WELL, I’M NOT DEAD
I’M THE LION, YOU’RE DEAD!

THE HAND THAT REACHES FROM THE GRAVE TO GRIP YOUR THROAT IS THE STRONG HAND YOU WANT ON THE WHEEL

WHEN I DIE I WANT TO BE FROZEN
AND IF THEY HAVE TO FREEZE ME IN PIECES SO BE IT
I WILL WAKE UP STRONGER THAN EVER BECAUSE I WILL HAVE USED THAT TIME
TO FIGURE OUT EXACTLY WHY I DIED

OF ALL OF THE VERMIN IN GOD’S GREAT GREEN KINGDOM
LICE ARE THE ONES I DETEST THE MOST

HARDWORKING, ALPHA MALE
JACKHAMMER
MERCILESS
INSATIABLE

SALESMAN OF NORTHEASTERN PENNSYLVANIA
I ASK YOU ONCE MORE RISE AND BE WORTHY
OF THIS HISTORIC HOUR

A HERO IS BORN
OUT OF A CHILDHOOD TRAUMA
OR OUT OF A DISASTER
THAT MUST BE AVENGED

LEARN YOUR RULES
YOU BETTER LEARN YOUR RULES
IF YOU DON’T
YOU’LL BE EATEN IN YOUR SLEEP

I AM READY TO FACE ANY CHALLENGE THAT MIGHT BE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO FACE ME

graynard:

jillsteinfuneralcity:

lavenderek:

songsaboutswords:

rock10zxa:

durbikins:

booksandthesmellofregret:

durbikins:

oddpolicy:

durbikins:

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

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parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

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Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal
So
Take ya pick

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

amusement part discourse 

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

disney takes people who are about to die offsite so they can say that no one has ever died at disney

off grid disneyland death camp

charleypollard:

wirehead-wannabe:

mugasofer:

lizardywizard:

But now I’m wondering how all these facial recognition algorithms we’re coming up with now are going to take to the Bright New Transhumanist Future

Like, okay, we know Google can recognise dogs. But what about stranger things? Is anyone training these things on lizards?

Imagine basilisks specifically designed to crash these algorithms: abstract-blocks-of-black-and-white-for-heads that, like the QR codes of old, carry a hidden message in their patterning, only it’s a payload, a virus that shreds the system of anyone who tries to capture it on camera, the natural evolution of anti-face-detection camouflage. Imagine things that don’t even have faces, that don’t have an equivalent and easily-cataloguable part; people who deliberately wear mass-produced, identical android bodies, the Guy Fawkes masks of the future.

It’s a thing! Turns out, people would rather not look stupid than not be caught by facial recognition.

Somehow they look exactly like you would expect cyperpunk protagonists trying to avoid detection by facial recognition software to look.

hillarious dystopian future fashion finally makes sense.
or, all scene kids will survive