I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.
man, paying attention to who’s posting these makes a huge difference
A 3 person suicide coffin. Apparently, it was made for a Colorado couple in the 1930s whose baby died. Grief-stricken, they had planned to commit suicide and be buried together in a single coffin. When they decided not to go through with it, the coffin went unused. It can be seen in the National Museum of Funeral History today. From here
Some guy built that thing knowing a couple was gonna kill themselves n he was like ok sure I can do a 3 bedroom coffin I got you
disney’s gonna release the live-action little mermaid movie and the director’s gonna do an interview for teenvogue where he says the crab sebastian is gay and everyone’s gonna laud it as the most woke moment of 2019 and a horde of 21-35 year old women on tumblr will draw human aus where he’s a young white redhead and he and king triton are fuckin’
i got lost in this about 6 times and my frontal lobe has disintegrated
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