passionpeachy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

starklightt:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong

wait how big are they then

closer to pumpkins

that dog looks fucked I love him

cryoverkiltmilk:

Here’s the beefy boy.

suicidalmuffinst0rm:

ringoroadagain:

arobotmadeforjerkinu:

ringoroadagain:

outfit idea

This

over this

so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole

It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.

A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.

WH

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school